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Father Demotivational Poster

RULE #4 -

TAGS: daughter dating father rules
Rating: 4.75/5

More motifakes by Bruzilla

thevoiceofpie - March 25, 2013, 10:22 pm
the notches in the chokes is a Browning thing, so i`d guess its a Browning...
dragonjimm - May 11, 2012, 8:19 pm
note the chokes in the end. denotes a quality sporting gun.the guy probably shoots skeet, so running wont help.
GaryO - May 11, 2012, 9:24 am
I agree, spy, but if the ol’ man is anything like I was, he’s got his foot on the lad’s neck, giving it the appearance of a side by side. Either way, it’s a convincing tool. 5L for the memories, Bruzilla. Cheers.
spypengen - May 11, 2012, 8:25 am
side by side configuration looks better than the over under configuration above but 5L anyway
SteveFurlong - May 10, 2012, 8:17 pm
5L for wholehearted approval. I have a pretty daughter. And a 12 gauge.

LIFE WITH DAD - I Wish I Ever Had A Chance to Show This To My Dad ...

TAGS: father dad died wish life
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Rick69

rodtoo40 - August 13, 2013, 7:31 pm
Lost mine .When I was just 18 months old to cancer.He was only 29
tatespa - March 4, 2012, 9:00 am
I just lost mine this past September.. 85 years young... Don't think I'll ever stop missing him! @Airman, went through almost the same thing... I you need to talk...?
M0rd3kaI - March 4, 2012, 6:05 am
My list would've stopped at 7, my father was mnurdered a month after that... still, 5L-oving fathers to you
Schultz1 - January 28, 2012, 4:28 pm
AW damn it man, this made me almost break down over all the people I lost.
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:05 pm
Mine left this life when I was 19, he was only 46. I still wish to this day for one more day to spend with him, to tell him I love him, and that our arguments meant nothing. As an adult now, I realise I am more like him than I ever thought possible.
GySgt1811a - January 11, 2012, 4:34 pm
Mine left at 86, over 10 years ago now...still miss him, guess I always will... Hang in there, Airman, help him keep his dignity.
Airman - January 11, 2012, 12:02 pm
59 is way too young. I've been dealing with my 86 year old father who refuses to go to assisted living. He lives by himself, but we set up visiting nurses. When you talk to him, everything is always Fine, but it's not. My siblings and I feel helpless
Bucketheadsdad - January 10, 2012, 6:22 am
I am so sorry for your loss. This one REALLY hit home with me. I've got somethings going on in my life now that reflect back on losing my dad at 59. I wanna laugh at Motifakes, but this one is so important. Again, sorry for your loss.
Rick69 - January 9, 2012, 7:57 pm
I am truly very sorry for your loss and my deepest condolences goes out to him. Sadly, my father also passed away when I was much younger... But I am honoured you felt the same as I did when I saw the image. Thank you.
ElleWhyInIn - January 9, 2012, 6:40 pm
It's been exactly one week since my dad passed away at 59. This is very powerful to me. Thank you for posting. R.I.P. F.N.A. 9/19/52-1/2/12
forseti - January 9, 2012, 3:47 am
so true! 5L
Rick69 - January 8, 2012, 5:11 pm
Virtual High-5, ha ha ha!
maoworks2 - January 8, 2012, 4:39 pm
Me Too !

Parenting -

TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.56/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .


Father Knows Best -

TAGS: father son relationships traditions cultures marriage
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - April 18, 2016, 1:56 pm
Thanks Slick, I'm touched. I appreciate the comment too.
Rick69 - April 18, 2016, 1:24 pm
One for the favs... If not the Hall of Fame.
MissPriss - March 13, 2016, 12:35 pm
Thanks dizz!
mizzdizz - March 12, 2016, 6:21 pm
Same goes for the other direction! HAHAHAHA! LUV it Prissy! ^!!!!!


TAGS: father son old young hammy
Rating: 4.97/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

Hawamleh - September 7, 2011, 11:58 am
I am glad my poster has given you such feelings :D
NYSkeptic - September 7, 2011, 11:42 am
This is brilliant - and a perfect birthday wish for my son - and an equally good prayer for my father.
alazgr8 - September 2, 2011, 12:30 am
Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:50 pm
Thank you rerun
rerun - September 1, 2011, 7:48 pm

mariand - September 1, 2011, 4:47 am


TAGS: defender freedom father honour love
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

bigsouthfork - December 2, 2012, 1:00 am
There is no greater love. Godspeed faithful friend.
Sean - April 16, 2011, 4:56 pm
I'm pretty sure the lady in the pic does.
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:07 pm
Does anyone know who this soldier is?
mikemallett - April 16, 2011, 4:05 pm
Very moving..........
MilDoc - April 14, 2011, 4:41 pm
Excellent, RL. Truly moving. 5L's
rerun - April 13, 2011, 5:18 pm

gave me the shivers, excellent
Faceplant31 - April 13, 2011, 4:39 pm
Very moving pic. 5L RL.
Shadowjoe - April 13, 2011, 1:25 pm
Who can argue this?
tellitlikeitis - April 13, 2011, 12:26 pm
Wow, this is very intense, most excellent RL. Of course 5l's to you.
RetiredUSNChief - April 13, 2011, 12:25 pm
Well put.
NotoriousGIL - April 13, 2011, 10:09 am
Five 5olemn thumbs up.
CaptainBaked - April 13, 2011, 9:51 am
This is deep RL... very well 5aid

PRIDE AND JOY - Hey kiddo....pull my finger.

TAGS: traditions fathers knowledge child joy
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - May 9, 2012, 9:34 pm
That's what I live for so thank you!
Zetmonk - May 9, 2012, 6:01 am
Thanks, made me laugh.


TAGS: father son dad
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 5:45 pm
Heh heh... Yeah, I guess that's what my avatar says... I'm more into his expression; that face just represents my average expression for most of my life thus far... All the highs & lows combined & what you get at the end of it all...
Airman - April 12, 2012, 5:20 pm
totally agree with you. Are you Peter Lorre now?
Rick69 - April 12, 2012, 4:34 pm
Beautiful, so I'm half a year late to notice this one; but it was made on my birthday. And it's perfect. Possibly the best one I have ever laid my eyes upon... Phenomenal...
bricemara - November 24, 2011, 11:44 pm
heart touching
Sean - October 13, 2011, 9:29 pm
Nice try, Buttercup, but it's going to take more than that to convince Mf they're real. Now if you don't mind I have to finish reading Eat, Pray, Love before the next meeting of my book club. Those ladies can be nasty if you don't keep up.
Reality Lord - October 13, 2011, 5:55 pm

sincerely touched by the comments left here. translation for sean: my breasts hurt ...lolz :)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 3:15 pm
Have to get teh plug out first. Easier said than done I'm afraid ... given a mixup in tubes.
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 2:44 pm
Your interpretation is correct, Sean...it's something only us fellow pussies would understand. Now that your secret of being an eh'hole has been revealed, we ask that you wash that thing...
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:10 pm
*bunch (as in pride or gaggle)
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:09 pm
Ahhh c'mon. That'd be downright diabolical.
Sean - October 12, 2011, 2:08 pm
Now wait a minute! Are you saying that RL did this on purpose just to make a punch of ... erhmm, "father lovers" look like a bunch of pu**ies? And he knew as well that I would reveal myself to be the total eh'hole he secretly knew I really was? ...
Feasibly - October 12, 2011, 11:14 am
I hear ya Gunny...my 51 year old tear ducts have been cleansed also. We really need to think of a way to get RL back for this!
GySgt1811a - October 12, 2011, 10:47 am
Thank a lot, RL. I'm sitting here, at 67 years old, crying like a goddam baby. 5 snotty tissues...and thanks.
Airman - October 11, 2011, 11:16 am
I added this to my fav list as well. Super job
forseti - October 11, 2011, 1:03 am
very nice!
mariand - October 11, 2011, 12:28 am
great work...fav'd
the1stCOMMI3 - October 11, 2011, 12:05 am
Ya know, even though this is an awesomely great poster, it will get a low vote eventually. But you can always count on a big 5L from good 'ol COMMI3!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:53 pm
XD What? No one should be upset. Don't worry I'm a schizoid.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:36 pm
I might have actally been totally joking for quite a while here. I tend to do that. This used to be a humor site and I am finding it hard to adjust to the changes. My sincere apologies.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 8:31 pm
Where's the war? Can't anything be a simple discussion anymore?
Coombsy007 - October 10, 2011, 8:05 pm
Wow, 5L for the memory... that until he was gone this never made sense
Sean - October 10, 2011, 8:04 pm
Oh nevermind. I'm married. I don't need to go online to get abuse. But then again, there is something to be said for variety -- and subpar grammar.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:28 pm
So? Give it a go, chums.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:27 pm
even once acknowledged me. I tried so hard to please you -- what with staying late and continuing to practice long after ballet, erhmmm, uhm, football practice was over." You know, stuff like that?
Sean - October 10, 2011, 7:26 pm
Wow. I declare this the worst flame war ever. Isn't anyone going to point ut the "obvious"? That I am just over compensating forthe fact that inside of excellent physique, there's a scared little boy crying "Daddy! Daddy! Why haven't you ever ...
rerun - October 10, 2011, 7:16 pm

you couldn't be further off the mark on this poster
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 6:21 pm
Welp, you know who likes to make labels. *hint* not me.
M0rd3kaI - October 10, 2011, 3:27 pm
Wow, so true... 5L's
Sean - October 10, 2011, 2:28 pm
Any man making a show of his emotions can be forgiven for it (read: ridiculed perfunctorily by others) on one condition: he's trying to get sex. Otherwise, as with public displays of feet, he ought to be shunned, or worse.
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 1:27 pm
@Sean Some males are not ashamed of their emotions.
Sean - October 10, 2011, 1:41 am
Wow. I thought only chicks said stuff like this -- and then only to other chicks.
Feasibly - October 9, 2011, 9:23 pm
5uperman 5trong!


TAGS: girls teen fatherhood attitude parenting
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

MonsterRaven3 - January 3, 2014, 10:00 pm
Pretty damn funny
Reality Lord - February 5, 2012, 7:24 am

oo7man - August 26, 2011, 11:32 pm
moove get out the way move
agdaniele - February 23, 2011, 5:55 pm
And young guys today think it's hard to make a girlfriend out of one... they have no idea.
culos - February 23, 2011, 2:05 pm
You're sooooooooooo right, Mine's is 15 and sweet! (She made me say that...)


TAGS: my father there
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by ughomer

maoworks2 - October 3, 2012, 3:55 pm
This Is Great Stuff And Funny 5 Hahas.
ughomer - October 3, 2012, 10:55 am
"Phone call for Al Koholic...(pause)... Sorry Ma'am he just left."
GaryO - October 3, 2012, 10:35 am
Where is this place???!!

THIS FATHERS DAY - tell him that you appreciate all the times he's been there for you

TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by Airman

agdaniele - June 16, 2010, 9:19 pm
Airman - June 16, 2010, 1:59 pm
erock - June 16, 2010, 1:02 pm
the perfect definition of demotivational posters 5excons for you!
R.S.Jake - June 16, 2010, 12:27 pm
What do you know! He looks just like Uncle Chad!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 16, 2010, 12:07 pm
I'm sorry Son.....I shouldn't have (gotten caught while I was) Killing that Hooker. 5L
Faceplant31 - June 16, 2010, 11:49 am


TAGS: father and son sinlge dad
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

rerun - March 15, 2013, 9:35 pm

sometimes selecting a random search turns up a gem from the past
culos - October 4, 2010, 9:35 am
So wrong! This is motivational, not DEmotivational. 5 Little Fingers from me, the print is on my wall!
tellitlikeitis - September 27, 2010, 2:29 pm
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 2:21 pm

thnx FP
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 2:15 pm
Beautiful! 5L and fav'd RL

POLITICAL CORRECTNESS - ....it's for everyone

TAGS: father
Rating: 4.33/5

More motifakes by btgeiser

twill1962 - November 8, 2012, 8:06 am
OOPS!I meant to say "possible."
twill1962 - November 8, 2012, 8:05 am
Political Correctness: The liberal conceit that it is entirely possib;e top pick up a turd by the clean end.
SmartAZ - September 22, 2012, 1:04 am
parenteral — adj 1. (esp of the route by which a drug is administered) by means other than through the digestive tract, esp by injection 2. designating a drug to be injected http://dictionary.com/
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 8, 2012, 3:37 pm
That thing in the middle of the road a person-hole cover, lady’s man is now a person’s person, when people sing they sing, “For they’re a jolly good person.” This is sort of the thing that you’d hear on Late Night with David Letter-Person. –George Carlin.


TAGS: father guido sarducci
Rating: 4.69/5

More motifakes by Airman

Sean - May 10, 2011, 3:23 pm
"But it could add up." More chilling words have yet to be uttered on the internets.
whatukno - May 10, 2011, 12:47 pm
Classic Father Guido Sarducci!
rerun - May 3, 2011, 6:32 pm

I miss the old SNL
Airman - May 3, 2011, 6:28 pm
I was wondering if anyone remembered him from SNL
Sean - May 3, 2011, 5:24 pm
what an amazing pic and great poster. Father Guido Sarducci. Whatta guy.


TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 4.93/5

More motifakes by Airman

JesusWept - December 29, 2012, 9:06 pm
5 rubbers LOL
GaryO - June 14, 2012, 8:06 am

FOR FATHERS DAY - Take him on a relaxing country outing Because remember You're the reason he's going crazy.


TAGS: dead soldier father letter
Rating: 4.72/5

More motifakes by Airman

maoworks2 - April 9, 2014, 2:08 pm
You Got That Right 5 Never Forget L's.
GrammarNazi - October 4, 2012, 8:23 pm
Woah woah woah, I didn't come here to read a novel!
Coombsy007 - January 17, 2012, 9:08 pm
Jesus man I'm sitting at my computer crying. I only wish I had mine still around 5L

KEEPING THE FORCE WITH YOU - For when the Hand Solo won't do..

TAGS: i will not be father
Rating: 4.79/5

More motifakes by HallieMarie

Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:18 pm
Hahahahahaha.....I think I peed myself.
HallieMarie - March 17, 2012, 9:18 pm
Lol, I showed it to TG and he groaned... Thanks for the lolz =)
spypengen - March 17, 2012, 9:15 pm
this is vary punny
rerun - March 17, 2012, 4:38 pm

tellitlikeitis - March 17, 2012, 8:38 am
Hahaha... This is well played out.
carebear - March 16, 2012, 7:07 pm
(carebear BANNED)



TAGS: father son talk teen life
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by timmey

MashiMashi - March 3, 2012, 12:20 pm
...And then we talke to my daughter (sister) and WE (DAD+SON) learned a lot, oh and how we did.

FREDO, I LOVE YOU - Wanna go fishing?


TAGS: absent father
Rating: 4.73/5

More motifakes by Airman

rodangol - January 14, 2012, 7:03 pm
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:44 am


WELFARE - Even in the animal kingdom, if you breed em, someone else will feed em.

PRODUCEMAN117 - Oh..How The MIGHTY Have Fallen! Welcome to the Daddy Club

TAGS: tribute to fatherhood
Rating: 4.35/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

thatonechick - June 15, 2010, 9:02 pm
Um... he's a dad. Probably with the chick from the third panel.
Nadeor - June 15, 2010, 8:54 pm
Interesting...Expand on the transition from the 3rd to 4th panel please
Woodywood03a - February 23, 2010, 9:24 am
very funny!!!
Produceman117 - February 22, 2010, 4:18 pm
Hilarious, man! 5Ls and thank you.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:48 pm
I almost 1L them on impulse.
MO - February 21, 2010, 9:46 pm
It's a first for me to Canada! It kinda hurt actually.
CANADA - February 21, 2010, 9:08 pm
I think this is the first anime poster i have given a 5L to
zammuelist - February 21, 2010, 6:26 pm
nicely done.
spacedog - February 21, 2010, 5:47 pm
I just take your word for it Bart. Congrats Pro!
Bartimaeus - February 21, 2010, 5:43 pm
Brilliant! DBZ references abound! I still say Vegeta and Bulma were an odd pairing, though. Then again...Yamcha was a bitch...5/5
agdaniele - February 21, 2010, 5:37 pm
LMFAO!!! Cubby... FTW!

FATHERS - We put up with a lot of shit from our kids.


TAGS: charlie fathered
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Cannabal - April 18, 2017, 4:52 pm
Demo33 - June 15, 2011, 6:59 am
compared to HST, Sheen is like a granny who took too many Aspirin one day, still a legend though
440wakeup - June 14, 2011, 7:48 pm
he rules hst rip

BLESS ME FATHER - For I Have Farted !!


TAGS: father daughter defense back off
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by 5150monkeylove

spacedog - July 27, 2013, 6:33 pm
GaryO - July 27, 2013, 9:02 am
rerun - July 26, 2013, 7:47 pm

In a word, AMESOME!

DEAR SON, - Son, one day you'll find yourself And when you do, promise me this: Promise me you'll grow.


FATHER AND SON MOMENT #1 - "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

TAGS: father son marrige
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by 50cal

AdmiralAckbar - September 8, 2010, 4:49 pm
Ba Dum Dum Chhh 5 midlife crisises
spacedog - September 8, 2010, 4:44 pm
Nicely done.

BONDING - "Daddy, why did mommy leave?" "I dunno. Probably something you did."

TAGS: father son bonding
Rating: 2.93/5

More motifakes by Nero

Culos - February 6, 2009, 3:58 am
Sounds very very very familiar, ROFl
RONSART - February 5, 2009, 7:14 pm
agree...hilarious..well chosen pic and saying.
Sean - February 5, 2009, 7:09 pm
Hilarious. And oh, the memories ....


TAGS: microphone public announcement fatherly advice
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 6, 2012, 3:41 am
Opposite of what my old man told me, “Just tell ‘em your dad said so. Might not get the expected results, but it’s worth a shot.”


TAGS: father good bad grave death
Rating: 4.47/5

More motifakes by Rick69

carebear - March 13, 2012, 5:48 pm
(carebear BANNED)
Rick69 - March 13, 2012, 5:27 pm
Interesting take you have there... I was think more along the lines of "work" but, of course, everything is open to interpretations...
carebear - March 12, 2012, 10:18 pm
(carebear BANNED)

FATHERS DAY - This Years Fathers Day Is Brought To You By Victorias Secret.

TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 4.42/5

More motifakes by rerun

agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 9:04 am
Not smart to "forge" anything when bankers are involved. I'm off to work. All you losers who work indoors, with computers? Ha ha ha! I'm off to add to my sunburn!
rerun - June 21, 2010, 8:58 am

well, the Jews and Germans are trying to forge an alliance, strange one but it is there
thatonechick - June 21, 2010, 8:56 am
I'm sorry I missed that. :( Glad to see I'm unbanned, though. You know me, I can barely contain all that hate bottled up in here.
agdaniele - June 21, 2010, 8:55 am
Oddly, only forseti whent missing on that ban.... hmmmmm.... curious, rerun.
rerun - June 21, 2010, 8:55 am

I sure am going to miss that "ban all" button
rerun - June 21, 2010, 8:54 am

It thinks I am the boss, after all I think I was the person who banned 99% of motifake for racism.
thatonechick - June 21, 2010, 8:52 am
You should be okay. It's recognizing your IP address, as seen by your alias.
rerun - June 21, 2010, 8:50 am

wait until Wednesday to vote. That is when I am going to board "L" all I have missed.....and for you noobs, that means vote on all I have missed
thatonechick - June 21, 2010, 8:47 am
Okay, rerun, you have my imaginary 5L. I am entirely too lazy to keep clicking on this thing. :P
Reality Lord - June 21, 2010, 5:57 am

ummm....nothing to do with the poster but it lists my other aliases as "motifake, agdaniele, MrBlack, ICEMAN, Cubbybear, Derek, Jaegerjaques.....i don't have any other aliases here....for real....i'm NOT aggy." maybe the server switch thingy got wires cr
Reality Lord - June 21, 2010, 5:55 am

KA-CHING. if every father had his way this is how we'de spend the day. pack the kids off to the ex-wife and give the girlfriend a call.

LIKE FATHER LIKE SON - Crap!!!! Sorry Son.

bed time stories -

TAGS: bed father dead
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Sho

Zetmonk - April 26, 2013, 7:35 am
Actually, picturing the gibbers and squeaks is the part that gets to me.
GaryO - April 25, 2013, 10:07 pm
Geezus, Dad, every freaking night?
Greeny - April 25, 2013, 9:53 pm
And then some
motinet - April 25, 2013, 9:16 pm



TAGS: lost dreams father husband
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

scribbles412 - May 1, 2011, 4:13 am
I hugs for you, from someone who's just come to terms
Kspace - April 13, 2011, 8:39 am
Powerful words...as a new father myself, whose wife miscarried , I sympathize.
Dill - April 13, 2011, 12:44 am
wow...I'm at a lose for words...that bought a tear to my eye. Hopefully, it will make people think first
GySgt1811 - April 12, 2011, 12:05 pm
No comment, RL. I extend my hand instead...


TAGS: fatherhood bonding love parenting blackout
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

agdaniele - December 6, 2010, 7:33 pm
Thanks, all. I loved those walks.
spacedog - December 6, 2010, 4:42 pm
crankyhead - December 6, 2010, 3:48 pm
just gorgeous aggy
Reality Lord - December 6, 2010, 1:25 pm

5'd...fav'd and definate classic material.
5150monkeylove - December 6, 2010, 11:59 am
"I always thought my dad was superman until I found out he was just another drunk in a cape"--Dave Attel...5 L

FATHERHOOD - THE REALITY - "Oh, how I'm gonna embarrass her with this pic when she's 16..."

HAPPY FATHER'S DAY ! - Daddy is so proud of you... now, could you snatch another beer for me,son?

COMMUNICATING NEEDS - If she doesn't listen... Shame on her. If you don't speak up... Blame on her.

TAGS: baby bj fatherhood
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by Player_Meyer

Geoffro - December 7, 2010, 9:35 pm
1L for the photographer being a crap parent.


TAGS: love s worth love babies fathers
Rating: 3.49/5

More motifakes by ronsart

guest. - June 26, 2009, 3:21 pm
And thats why we shouldent have abortion...
Sean - January 15, 2009, 3:18 pm
Re: kids ... Amen, Deltabob. I am so not a fan of anyone who actually has an excuse for being as immature as I tend to be. The little brats! Even the few well-behaved ones don't actually know anything about anything worth knowing. Sheesh.
Frenchy DeLaRue - January 9, 2009, 1:45 pm
Ahh, zat is beeecause we have, how you say, zee exeestentialism, n'est pas? haw haw haw, zee ennui, zee madness, zey are keeling me slowly!
LogicDude - January 9, 2009, 6:53 am
So that would mean you're likely descended from the French...they hate everyone in the world before noon, after that they hate everyone including themselves.
RON - January 8, 2009, 8:49 pm
Grand daughters birthday coming up...And always thinking of my kids...this could be MWLF with his daughter...Cubby with one of his...and any father...See what happen when it gets closer to valentine day...don’t worry...perversion still coming...lol
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 8, 2009, 7:03 pm
You old softy, you. :)
Cubbybear - January 8, 2009, 6:59 pm
Hey Ron, Why so soft? Nice mellow change

Child's Logic -

TAGS: father son talk life lessons
Rating: 3.1/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

MissPriss - April 3, 2014, 2:57 pm
Personally, I always wanted to be a set of traffic lights when I grew up. Too much fun screwing with the traffic!

FAMILY PROBLEMS - are the root of all confusion

TAGS: family problems wife daughter and father
Rating: 3/5

More motifakes by Brazo

shmoe13 - January 19, 2011, 6:29 am
damn thats all i can say

Sometimes Love Is For A Moment -

seek your adventure -

TAGS: father son cape
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

Greybeard - April 12, 2016, 12:18 am
Awesome as always


TAGS: father son
Rating: 4.9/5

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TAGS: moooooooooooooooooo sin father lova ya canada
Rating: 4.63/5

More motifakes by rerun

rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:46 am

don't worry. The bobmers have not come out to play today.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:45 am
Oh Christ! It's your #1 rated poster........I will get you for this you bastard.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:40 am

Those new lithium batteries last up to 40 years
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:40 am
BBL... Damien wants to talk to grandpa. :( We gotta talk again.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:39 am
That happens when you spend mot of your time wandering in the desert...(poor cell reception)
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:37 am

I am usually the last to know.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 17, 2010, 10:36 am
-You won't see it coming Rerun....But it will happen, when you least expect it. 5L
thatonechick - July 17, 2010, 10:34 am
Yes, here it is.
rerun - July 17, 2010, 10:34 am

rerun - July 16, 2010, 8:02 pm

should I be scared? Mooooo+ is strangly silent on this matter
Reality Lord - July 16, 2010, 2:06 pm

rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:42 pm

Is he the guy on the bottom?
Cubbybear - July 15, 2010, 9:42 pm
They call it art..5/5
rerun - July 15, 2010, 9:29 pm

Thank G that nobody here was wearing a Sombrero....this could have gone the other direction
agdaniele - July 15, 2010, 9:24 pm
This is hilarious... I am beside myself.


TAGS: godfather orangutan cannoli
Rating: 4.61/5

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voodoo3535 - April 7, 2011, 3:47 pm
AH-AH-AH-DOUCHE! Sorry. Got a bit of a cold.
marlgarnett - April 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
this is gay
marlgarnett - April 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
this is gay
marlgarnett - April 7, 2011, 2:58 pm
this is gay


TAGS: father to son ancient tradition
Rating: 4.47/5

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TwistedNinjaPirate - February 15, 2011, 3:02 pm
Did his mother Spank him when she caught the father-son talk?
5150monkeylove - February 13, 2011, 10:53 pm
Lets just say it was tough getting that monkey off my back....LOL
steph1 - February 13, 2011, 11:02 am
sooo sorry to hear your uncle broke the tradition - did yer uncle dick pull a fast one or did he monkey hustle??
5150monkeylove - February 13, 2011, 10:11 am
It was actually my uncle. 5L


TAGS: michael fredo corleaone godfather2
Rating: 4.05/5

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the1stCOMMI3 - May 6, 2011, 5:27 pm
Hey! That's demotivatingly funny




TAGS: super villian calendar father time
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - November 16, 2011, 9:11 pm

that damn rerun....p'ffft.

Sure Honey, Ill Watch Him -

Father's Day -

TAGS: fathers sons ocassions love expressions
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - June 19, 2013, 2:06 am
Thank you mao!
maoworks2 - June 18, 2013, 11:36 am
Good One !


TAGS: zoom zoom father child
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - December 28, 2012, 11:03 pm
Xacto blade and a box, I’m good for the afternoon…and, yeah, the office. Best venue for all gleeful devilment. Cheers, fellow corrugationists.
Greeny - December 28, 2012, 9:03 pm
late 50's here - just b00bytrapped my boss' office with a box full of packing peanuts hanging from his ceiling - it never gets old!
Greybeard - December 28, 2012, 8:55 pm
Super!!! I'm 47 and still make cars, forts ect. Sometimes when I'm still here at work....LoL
GaryO - December 28, 2012, 7:20 am
Yes. Thought about it…looked at it….read clunky to me. But, yes. That would be proper. Sure ‘nough. Rigidly proper. Unbendingly, strictly, tightly, severely proper. Thanks for trying, MP, but some of us are incurable…and phucking loving it!!!!
MPsniper - December 28, 2012, 6:54 am
shouldn't it read: "turn *into* disney"?
GaryO - December 27, 2012, 6:38 pm
Thank you Missy. I see you been rollin’ thru posters like presents from stockings. Cheers to that, good’ns all.
MissPriss - December 27, 2012, 6:33 pm
Nice...5L dear.


TAGS: father family road trip hell
Rating: 4.88/5

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GaryO - November 22, 2012, 8:47 pm


TAGS: father son love joy parent
Rating: 4.83/5

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inFAM1S - March 22, 2012, 12:49 am
5150 in Colorado is the Police code for criminally insane. Love the poster, my son does that to me constantly
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 11:40 pm

LOL~~I wouldn't! It's perfect!~~
5150monkeylove - March 20, 2012, 11:31 pm
You aren't the only one who knew that. Thank you for the edification of the masses. My secret is out, damn! I now have to change it.
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 10:54 pm

LOL~~5150 is a section of the California Welfare and Institutions Code.
5150monkeylove - March 20, 2012, 8:32 pm
Tough one to answer, it's hard to type while wearing my "I love me jacket".
lgvernon - March 20, 2012, 9:37 am

Are you truly 5150, or do you just work nights?
mariand - March 19, 2012, 6:51 pm



TAGS: father s day
Rating: 4.8/5

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Feasibly - June 21, 2011, 12:11 am
True enough Derek, but it's best if the father will "man-up" and do what's right for the kiddos....he'll be glad he did in the long run. Am5some po5ter RL
dizzie107c - June 20, 2011, 6:49 am
they dont, they make excuses
Derek - June 19, 2011, 6:38 pm
Two sides to every story.
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 10:36 am
When will deadbeat dad5 ever learn?



TAGS: confusion fathers day
Rating: 4.71/5

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Feasibly - May 18, 2011, 10:06 pm
That sounds a little prickly to me, RL...5
Greeny - May 18, 2011, 9:28 pm
you mean American Greetings?
Airman - May 18, 2011, 2:32 pm
there's a Hallmark moment somewhere in ther5

there you have it -

TAGS: stupid piercings grandfathers the next generation
Rating: 4.58/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 21, 2013, 2:46 am
I hope not. I fear they might because they're stupid enough to think condoms are just balloons, or one of their piercings may accidentally poke a hole in one and, uh... ooops.
tatespa - August 20, 2013, 7:30 am
yeah, but they will probably NEVER be a grandfather... hopefully NEVER a father either!!!



FATHER IS PIMPING ME OUT - You too can buy your salvation with a generous donation and a few words


TAGS: mother father
Rating: 3.79/5

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gapf2010 - July 7, 2012, 6:07 pm
Nice Flotsam and Jetsam reference :)
gas - June 30, 2012, 10:07 pm
lol.. see what you make me do!

HE MADE ME AN OFFER - that I couldn't understand..



TAGS: father s day
Rating: 4.86/5

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Feasibly - June 18, 2011, 9:25 am
One of the rare times my wife laughed at one of my posters...a tough cookie, that woman is.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2011, 6:42 am

Verdeckt - June 17, 2011, 10:16 pm
Dark, truly demotivating.. 5 Annies


TAGS: child lonely consequence abandonment father
Rating: 4.77/5

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forseti - September 26, 2010, 4:40 pm
Sounds like empirical knowledge?! If so, I have some questions. PM me! *duck*


TAGS: growth childhood dating fatherhood mr right
Rating: 4.75/5

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Cubbybear - November 2, 2010, 1:07 pm
We all knew girls like these. They were nice to even us geek in school.

HOW ARE MY CHILDREN DOING? - Just fine thankyou

TAGS: like father
Rating: 4.61/5

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BennyChick - March 24, 2010, 3:45 pm
that kid did what i've always wanted to do
David A - March 16, 2010, 11:13 am
After hitting the half-pipe all day,Jhonny was having Motifake withdrawals.

PROBLEMS - Son, as a man, you will always have problems, But there will always be solutions. Women and alcohol

TAGS: father son demotivation
Rating: 4.5/5

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spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:15 pm
Very nice 5butjam, 5Ls.
forseti - April 15, 2010, 6:40 pm
women and booze... reason and solution of all our probs... 5L
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 6:11 pm
I have a boy of my own as well as a girl. Lets put it this way he is a BAMF already and if any boys can get his approval when it comes to dating his sister i will most likely let them. He is already super over protective and ready to smash the mean boys.
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 5:11 pm
Hope, hah'. It's fine, no girls allowed on the internet, cootie free zone, hence my love of Canada's offer. And I grow them out of increasing agoraphobia, hence why I reply so fast...
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 5:00 pm
Oh, well then! OK! She still won't be on here for at least 15 years...I hope.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:56 pm
offence? I thought that was a complement
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:55 pm
No offence...
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:54 pm
If I had or ever have a boy, the rules will be different. I'll let him be a drunken man-whore, but not my little girl. Double standard my ass! If she wants to be a drunken slut, I'll just let her hang out here for an hour or so. She'll see my point.
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:54 pm
so you have been on a dry spell long enough to grow 1 inch long nails? no wonder you would jump at any chance
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:52 pm
Is that an offer? Because I can get us that much latex you wouldn't believe it! Y'know...if you're into that stuff(wink)
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:50 pm
cut your nails or no fun for you
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:43 pm
heh', my schools policy, entry year+first three letters of your last name, first three letters of your first. I'm surprised you didn't mention Mac the Apple, a face cut out by my inch long nails. Isn't he beautiful?
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:41 pm
says the guy with the name 5butjam lol
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:38 pm
(turns eyes away from Canada's avatar) You're an example to us all(mutters sarcastic comments under his breath)
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 4:33 pm
Why so guarded? my old man let me do anything, and i think i turned out alright
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:29 pm
Damn...you no longer sound like the fun parents...I'll have to reconsider, but you should know you've just missed out on a semi-professional latex technician
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 4:25 pm
Right there with you Jake. My little one is very gaurded and will be til some crazy motha effer impresses me enough to loosen my grip.
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:21 pm
No, just the pics. She is not allowed to drink until I die. Or she turns 35, whichever comes first.
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:18 pm
Alcohol inside of her? What will it take to be adopted?
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 4:08 pm
very moving and instructional anyway. Love the pic. We had some like that done when my daughter was born. Very nice.
5butjam - April 15, 2010, 4:02 pm
It involves a careful blend. Namely the alcohol [emphasis]inside[/emphasis] the woman.
Fatt Matt - April 15, 2010, 3:57 pm
I always thought women were the problem and alcohol was the solution...
R.S.Jake - April 15, 2010, 3:44 pm
Well, same with alcohol, I personally don't have a problem with it, but apparently some people do. I'm not an alcoholic, they go to meetings.
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 3:42 pm
Nice. Funny how women can be the biggest problem and sometimes the best solution!

SAY IT AGAIN - Say Happy Father's Day again. I F-ing dare you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


TAGS: man without condom father mariand
Rating: 4.18/5

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holymoly - February 24, 2012, 10:12 am
Or unwilling.... Guilty (raises hand).......(to smack kids)


TAGS: fathers child care bathroom play
Rating: 4.1/5

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Faceplant31 - February 11, 2011, 10:29 am
Wasn't this rejected yesterday?

NEW STORE - Yes, it is run by the catholic church. Why do you ask?

TAGS: catholic church store new father ryan
Rating: 4.1/5

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Nagori - August 12, 2010, 8:03 am
It's a sheer fact -- I would be laughing hysterically, if only I wasn't from a deeply Catholic family.......
agdaniele - June 5, 2010, 11:15 am
When selecting a size, remember that they're cold right now.

"JUST THIS ONCE - You can ask me about my business." "Michael...is it true?" "No...... I did not poop in my diaper."

TAGS: godfather
Rating: 3.62/5

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QUESTION... - What does a 12 y/o Kentucky girl say after sex? A) Get off me Pa, ya crushing my smokes!

TO ONE DAY OLD JESUS... - According to our Test results.. Joseph...You Are NOT The Father!

LIKE FATHER - like son

CHUCK NORRIS - He's probably your father

TAGS: chuck norris father
Rating: 2.43/5

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Culos - December 16, 2008, 5:25 pm
If he's my father, that would make him a motherfucker. Don't think CN would appreciate that, but then again you do call an apple an apple don't you?
Seb - December 16, 2008, 5:22 pm
This really is good. Well done.
Sean - April 23, 2008, 11:38 am
Great delivery Freddy and a very funny line. I admit I only play along with the whole CN is God thing (but if there is a god, we could do worse), but this is really funny, and CN would appreciate it too.


TAGS: the founding fathers ain t got shit on me
Rating: 2.15/5

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Me_ - April 21, 2010, 2:34 pm
No, they would have owned you.

That's My Boy -

TAGS: father son life role model
Rating: 5/5

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Greybeard - May 9, 2014, 10:37 pm
Thank you. :)
chickenlittle - May 9, 2014, 9:39 pm
That's awesome. Very nice! :)


TAGS: fathers day
Rating: 5/5

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spacedog - June 17, 2013, 6:05 pm
lgvernon - June 16, 2013, 11:34 pm

Love this!
Silverheart - June 16, 2013, 6:26 pm

Awesome. Pure awesome. infinite lions.

Stupid Questions -


TAGS: little big man grandfather die
Rating: 5/5

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Bandit5906 - August 23, 2014, 3:07 pm
"Little Big Man"

breakfast story -

TAGS: father and son
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 16, 2014, 9:51 pm
Still laughing at this one....keep trying to vote
GaryO - September 16, 2014, 3:03 pm

Why Father Loves Naughty Kid -

Winning -


TAGS: father son conquer the world
Rating: 4.93/5

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agdaniele - October 10, 2010, 3:34 pm
Solid. Beautiful.

Thanks Dad -

TAGS: father s day calendar personal view
Rating: 4.92/5

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maoworks2 - June 16, 2013, 1:43 pm
Heavy Stuff .
GaryO - June 15, 2013, 10:46 pm
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 15, 2013, 9:30 pm
Too many in fact. 5L

Once Upon A Time -

From Me To You Kid -

mirror -

TAGS: father mother
Rating: 4.87/5

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NickDahlmier - February 11, 2016, 10:56 am
...It's when they come into use together is when trouble starts! SERIOUSLY, tell me that look... in that moment.. isn't a warning-sign!
pzykosiz - February 7, 2016, 6:06 am
i was thinking along the lines of using them for skin grafts
steve1961 - July 31, 2014, 6:02 pm
tbh when I saw that Sho posted this, I thought the ending would involve "in a formaldehyde jar somewhere..."

PS -

TAGS: father daughter
Rating: 4.8/5

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Iconoclast - April 8, 2014, 10:33 pm
Absolutely GREAT and a keeper and to be shared with parents everywhere,
MissPriss - April 7, 2014, 10:51 am
5Love it! My daughter knows, she comes home past curfew & with "the boy", momma keeps a baseball bat under her bed and a shotgun in the garage. Curfew is pretty much never an issue. But I am certainly sending this poster to all the kids...beautiful.
Airman - April 6, 2014, 8:33 pm
like you, I have a daughter. She was the first to see this.. followed by my 3 sons and the 2 daughter in laws
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 6, 2014, 5:46 pm
When do I get my sandwich and beer?
rerun - April 6, 2014, 12:30 pm

As a father of a daughter I believe this is the most potent & important message a father can share with his daughter. THis is hands down the best poster I have ever seen on this site.